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Jan 26

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya – Homo Sapiens Rhapsody

(Last Updated On: November 11, 2013)

Homo Sapienzu Rapusodi

Homo Sapiens Rhapsody

Sugita Tomokazu

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Kyon’s Character Theme


(“Taararattattattattaratta jan“)

Kou naru koto ni kimateru
Imasara tomaru hazu ga nai (“akiramenna”)
Yokan wa shojiki horaa hausu (“au!”)
Akiaki daze… nigero! (“Shikashi mawari komareta”)

(“Wakkateru to omou ga
Ore wa tokubetsu na ningen demo nandemo nain da ze!”)

Kitai wa uragiru shoutai wa kotowaru
(“Dame da dame da!”)
Sorosoro ki ga tsuke yo (“Ore daze tottsun dare!?”)
Hito soudou owareba ichimanken shourihan (“Nani!?”)
Sekininsha ore na no ka? (“Uwaaa! Kuru na! Kuru naa!”)

Kudaiteki sugiru kara iwanai kedo
(“Doushita? Itte miro”)
Jibun demo okashii to omowanai ka?
(“U! Namaiki itte suimasen deshita!”)

Matomo na seishun
Sono ichi (“One!”):
Kouto nanka ni dekakenai (“Ikanai ikanai”)
Futsuu ni seishun
Sono ni (“Two!”):
Natsuyasumi wa yasumu (“Aete neru!”)
Saketai seishun
Sono san (“Saan!”):
Myou na eiga wa tsukuranai (“Oi! ‘Three’ tte ie yo!”)
Yosou wa seikai nebaa endo (“Owaranai!”)
Akiaki da ze… nigero!

(“Daga ore wa mebiusu no wa no
Ue wo hashitte ita ni suginain da. Na, nandatte!?”)

Gokai ni urotaeru rikai ni komaru
Ichiichi makikomu na (“Aaa! Sugoi saikuron!”)
Isshuukan norikoe juumannen soutousu
Gyakukaiten shite nai ka? (“Chou pinchi supin!”)

Odoroki ga tameiki ni kawaru dake de (“Haa, yareyare…”)
Jibun demo nare sugite yabai no ka na
(“Zannen nagara te no hodokoshiyou ga arimasen. Damare!”)

Naritai yuujin
Kibou ichi (“Tanomu!”):
Chounouryoku wa tsukawanai (“Kao mo chikaku nai!”)
Chikashii yuujin
Kibou ni (“Onegaishimasu!”):
Mirai kara konai
(“Asahina-san wa Asahina-san dakara iin da!”)
Ki ga au yuujin
Kibou san (“Honto tanomimasu!”):
homo sapiensu kategori (“Zegahidemo onegai shitai!”)
Yotei ga seikaku kenzen na shikou de areba yoshi! (“Yooshi”)

(“Sou da yo na~, saisho kara
Tokubetsu na ningen nanka iru ka yo!
Ano nyuu taipu datte jojo ni kakusei shite itta mon na
Seijitsu na kokoro no seichou ga dareka ni totte tokubetsu ni naru
Sou omotta kekka ga kore da yo!
Wakatta, wakatta! Nandemo yaru tte!
Yukkuri tsukatte ne.”)

Futsuu no yuujin
Boushuuchuu: Sekai wo (“Basaa!”) shinai
(“Yameroo!”)
Futsuu no yuujin
Boushuuchuu: Okotowari (“da ze!”) intaafeisu
(“Nagato, kansha wa shiteru yo!”)

Matomo na seishun
Sono ichi:
Utagau beki ka tanzaku (“Sore ga mondai da…”)
Futsuu ni seishun
Sono ni:
Gimei na noranai (“Konnichi wa. Barutoromeu Diasu desu”)
Saketai seishun
Sono san:
Dekai nanika to tatakau
Yousou wa seikai nebaa endo (“Nani!?”)
Akiaki daze… nigero

(“Uwaa! Bujitsu no kagi ga sotogawa kara shimerareteru!
Asahina-saan! Naite bakari nai de issho ni nantoka shite kudasaai!
Nagatoo! Tanomu kara rokkaa kara detekite!
Koizumi! Tsukou ga waruku nara to tama ni naru no yamero!
Kuso! SOS meeru wo!
Are? Pasokon no machi uke ga Haru…hiiiiiiiiiiii
!
Deta! Dete kitaa!”)

(“Taararattattattattaratta jan”)

I’ve always known it
There’s no way it’ll stop now (“Don’t give up!”)
To be frank, I’m predicting it to be a horror house (“Ahhh!”)
I’m sick of this… run away! (“But I’m already caught up in it”)

(“I think you know this already,
I’m not a extraordinary human by any means!”)

Expectations will betray you, your invitation is refused
(“no way, no way!”)
It’s time you realize that (“It’s me, old man!” “…who!?”)[1]
After one strife there’s 10,000 new things to deal with (“Huh? What?!”)
Am I the one responsible for this? (“Ah! Go away! Go awaay!”)

I can’t really say anything for sure but…
(“Why not? Just try to say it”)
But surely even you think this is strange?
(“Well! Excuse me for saying something so harsh!”)

For a respectable youth
Point one (“One!”):
Do not set out for a deserted island (“Don’t go! Don’t go!”)
For an ordinary youth
Point two (“Two!”):
Summer vacation is for resting (“Perfect for sleeping in!”)
For an uneventful youth
Point three (“San!”):
Do not make strange movies (“Hey! Say ‘Three’, in English!”)
My prediction is correct, it will never end (“never end!”)
I’m sick of this… run away!

(“I’ve just been running down
The underside of a moebius strip. W-what!?”)

Flustered from misunderstanding, worrying about understanding
Don’t drag me into thing after thing (“Ooh! What an amazing cyclone!”)
100,000 years is a long time for a single week
Aren’t we going backwards? (“Super in-a-pinch-spin!”)

My surprise just changes into a sigh (“Oh, whadya know…”)
Surely even you think its bad to be so used to this?
(“Sorry, Can’t help you there. Shut up!”)

Hopeful friends
Request one (“I beg of you!”):
Don’t use ESP (“And don’t get so close!”)
To be good friends
Request two (“Please!”):
Don’t come from the future
(“Asahina-san, you’re fine because you’re you!”)
To be friends that get along
Request three (“I really mean it!”):
Be a member of the Homo Sapiens category (“Please, by all means!”)
That’s exactly my plan, So if you’re of sound mind let’s go! (“Let’s go!”)

(“That’s right, could there ever be something
Like an extraordinary human in the first place?!”
Even those “Newtypes” awoke gradually. [2]
The growth of a sincere heart is something special to some people.
This is the result of that kind of thought!
Okay, I get it, I get it! I’ll do whatever you want!
Be gentle with me, okay?”)

Accepting applications
For normal friends: Don’t make the world blow up (“go boom!”)
(“Stoooop!!”)
Accepting applications
For normal friends: a “denied!” interface
(“You have my thanks, Nagato!”)

For a respectable youth
Point one:
Beware the wish cards (“That’s a problem…”)
For an ordinary youth
Point two:
Don’t use made-up aliases (“Hello, I am Bartholomeu Diaz”)
For an uneventful youth
Point three:
Fighting giant things
My prediction is correct, it will never end (“What??”)
I’m sick of this… run away!

(“Aah! The clubroom door has been locked from the outside!
Asahina-san, don’t just cry, please help us do something!
Nagato, please, come out from the locker!
Koizumi! Stop turning into a ball everytime things go wrong!
“Dammit, the SOS email!
Huh? The computer’s background wallpaper is… Haru…hiiiiiiiiii!”
From there! It came out from there!”)


Notes:
[1] a Lupin III reference.
[2] a Gundam reference.

Japanese Lyrics

こうなる事に決まってる
今更止まる筈がない
予感は正直 ホラーハウス
飽き飽きだぜ…逃げろ!

期待は裏切る 招待は断る
そろそろ気がつけよ
一騒動終われば 10,000件処理班
責任者オレなのか?

具体的過ぎるから 言わないけど
自分でもおかしいと思わないか?

まともな青春
其の壱:孤島なんかに出かけない
ふつうに青春
其の弐:夏休みは休む
避けたい青春
其の参:妙な映画は創らない
予想は正解 ネバーエンド
飽き飽きだぜ…逃げろ!

誤解に狼狽える 理解に困る
いちいち巻き込むな
一週間乗りこえ 100,000年相当数
逆回転してないか?

驚きが溜息に 変わるだけで
自分でも慣れすぎてヤバイのかね?

なりたい友人
希望壱:超能力は使わない
親しい友人
希望弐:未来からこない
気が合う友人
希望参:ホモ・サピエンス・カテゴリ
予定が正確 健全な思考であればよし!

ふつうの友人
募集中:世界をこわしたりしない
ふつうの友人
募集中:お断りインターフェイス

まともな青春
其の壱:疑うべきか短冊
ふつうに青春
其の弐:偽名名乗らない
避けたい青春
其の参:デカいナニかと戦う
予想は正解 ネバーエンド
飽き飽きだぜ…逃げろ!

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