The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya – Homo Sapiens Rhapsody
For a respectable youth
Point one (“One!”):
Do not set out for a deserted island (“Don’t go! Don’t go!”)
For an ordinary youth
Point two (“Two!”):
Summer vacation is for resting (“Perfect for sleeping in!”)
For an uneventful youth
Point three (“San!”):
Do not make strange movies (“Hey! Say ‘Three’, in English!”)
My prediction is correct, it will never end (“never end!”)
I’m sick of this… run away!

